“That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with a onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, “It’s cool, he’s with me.” -Mitch Hedberg
Unless the carrot thought itself an onion ring …
Take your pick, a little neighborly attention: some are just dying for it.
They’ve been waiting for you…..